The Superunknown's Jungle

Instead of spending another vacation wasting away at home, you decide to head to the jungle. After getting there and finding your tour guide to be a bit eccentric, you start to have second thoughts. What mysteries lie in this choose-your-own-adventure story?

I would like to note that I wrote this at a more, uh, shall we say... dumbassed... age. So, the language, writing, etc. is really, really bad. I would take it down, but surprisingly enough, there are a still a few places linking to it, so in the interest of history, you can check it out. You've been warned!